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Forgiveness автор Dmitrii Kouznetsov

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Abstract: The Christian prays, asks help from Jesus, and gets the forgiveness. Actors and characters: True Chiristian (TC), http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tartuffe.jpg God. http://j.knoertzer.free.fr/affiche%20jean%20effel.jpg Mephistopheles. http://mfirsanov.deviantart.com/art/MEPHISTOPHEL-62018271 Mohammed. First pic at http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/jyllands-posten_cartoons/Mohammed-drawings.jpg Jesus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPDXmEsQtQ Animators: orphans [1] and martyrs [2], it there is need to employ more actors.[3]. This document is available also as a plain text [4]. Spanish version: Perdon (Kouznetsov)

TC (prays): Our Father, who art in heaven!

God (appears): Hello?

TC (afraid): Ah? Who is there?

God: Whom did you call? That's me.

TC (making the sign of the cross): Oh, God!

God: What do you want?

TC: Oh Father, did you indeed heart the pray of your modest slave..

God (to himself): Since the Beginning, none of them talks to me normally..

TC: Oh, Father Almighty, allow me to make a pray in favor of your Great Glory..

God (to himself): What a toady...

TC: Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name... Thy kingdom come...

God (to himself): Аgain, as a Millennium ago...

TC: Allow me to talk, saying the words from all the deepness of my heart..

God (Yawning): So many words for nothing...

TC: Give me this day my daily bread and manna to enable me to glorify your name..

God (interrupts): shortly, what do you want from me?

TC: Some money...

God: How about a thunderstorm for your piggy ass?

TC: Sorry.. I understand... I wanted to help orphans..

God: I know, sexy orphans love your support.

TC (making the sign of the cross): My fault.. Sorry... Forgive me.. Satan seduced me..

God (to the side): Mefe, did you hear that this orthodox blames on you?

Mephistopheles (appears): They all say the same. I already have a pool of them... (disappears)

TC (making the signs of the cross): Oh, God!.. Forgive me... I just wanted to bring the people the true knowledge, to support the struggle against all the enemies of the True Christianity, to destroy all the evil muslims...

God (to the side): Mehmet, did you hear?

Mohammed (appears): Salam, orthodox... (to God) Normal son of slaves. Mefisto told, nothing special. (disappears)

TC (Looking up, making the signs of the cross, hopeless): Oh, Jesus!.. Your power has no limits, help me...

Jesus (appears): Dad, forgive this poor man.

TC (surprised): Oh, Jesus!

God: They say "Oh, Jesus!" or "Oh, fuck!", or "Oh, shit!", without to make any difference..

Jesus (interrupts): Dad, this was your fault, you created them so. Let us help them.

God: Shut up, Jesse; once you tried to help. Weren't you punished well that time?

Mephistopheles (from outside): Allah! Jesus! What are you doing there? leave that Christian, let us enjoy Gaza. Martyrs are ready...

TC (afraid): Oh, Jesus!

Jesus: Poor sinner, you still understand nothing. Sorry, we should go, Mohammed and Mephistopheles wait for the next round of the Gaza Strip Tease.

TC: Oh, Jesus!

God (gradually increasing volume, until the reverberation of the building): He repeats, as a robot! One day I'll reboot all their world! I gave them brain, expecting, that they can solve some problems by themselves..

Jesus (interrupts God with hug and kiss): Dad, calm down. Let us go.

TC (making the signs of the cross): Oh, God! forgive me!

God (gently escaping from the hug of Jesus): Go and do not sin again. Bye! (disappears, together with Jesus)

Notes

1. ↑ Orphans. Attractive girls; after to be mentioned, they may appear and dance at the background.
2. ↑ Martyrs. Stainless-steal-like men; after to be mentioned, they may appear at the background and help each other to wear and arrange the suicide bombs, being surrounded by dancing orphans.
3. ↑ Orphans and martyrs play, without to react on the words, but all of them suddenly disappear during the last sentence; perhaps, they forget some of their staff at the scene. The actor, who performs the TC, may improvise with this staff: Found it, examine, expose to the public, asking, wether these are from God; try to wear a suicide jacket or a bra; call Jesus, then – others, but they are occupied at the war and have no time to answer.
4. ↑ D.Kouznetsov. Forgiveness. http://www.ils.uec.ac.jp/~dima/FLY/2009forgiveness.txt

See also:

• God_(Tapirr), (in Russian)
• GodInterview (Blinov), (in Russian)